Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life


Maybe he wasn’t the right one for me but he will always be my favorite 🙊


In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?

(Source: erikdanielson)



What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying)

Your experiences today will influence the molecular composition of your body for the next two to three months, or perhaps for the rest of your life. Plan your day accordingly.

UCLA’s Steve Cole from The Social Life of Genes.

Your DNA is not a blueprint. Day by day, week by week, your genes are in a conversation with your surroundings. Your neighbors, your family, your feelings of loneliness: They don’t just get under your skin, they get into the control rooms of your cells.

(via we-are-star-stuff)

All the more reason to surround yourself with people who you enjoy 

(via budddha)

(Source: ucresearch)


my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

My mother taught me
the distinct smell before the rain,
the promise of cleansing.
Didn’t anyone warn you
I’m what natural disasters
are named after?
I am a river,
good luck controlling me
good luck slowing me down.
There isn’t an ounce of age
to my soul.

Michelle K., Aries in the Mornings. (via michellekpoems)

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